Does My Bum Look Big In This?

November 10, 2008

As a motorbike rider, more particularly a FEMALE motorbike rider, I have noticed something, which I must say, is starting to concern me a little.

I recently bought a fantastic pair of Hein Gerick ladies leather motorcycle trousers, which I must say are absolutely fantastic regards quality, price and protection. I cannot fault the company for their product in anyway.
Now, you may now be wondering what I have to be concerned about, regarding my leather trousers. Well, I’m going to tell you! As a woman I have a profound loathing of looking any bigger in shape or size than I am. We women have a pathological hatred of this, a fact to which practically every man on this planet can testify. My problem isn’t with the trousers or the manufacturer.. It’s with cows!!
Leather is a wonderful fabric for protecting motorcyclists in the unfortunate event of an accident BUT over time it stretches!! So the pair of leather trousers, which fitted you beautifully when you bought them, over time will stretch so that about 6 months later you look like your bum is half way down the back of your legs!
I personally (and I can’t be the only one) don’t like my bum looking like this and so I was wondering if we could ‘have a word’ with the cows and see if they could be persuaded to try and do something about the problem, after all the cows are the ones who provide the materials for our leather trousers.
If the cows could help with this I think there would be a huge market demand for ‘Memory Leather’. I’m sure even the guys who ride motorbikes with their one-piece leather suits would appreciate it